House Rules

• Free play only. Every machine in this lounge plays with imaginary coins. There is no way to gamble here, because there is nothing real to gamble with.
• Coins have no cash value. They can't be bought, sold, traded, or cashed out — not by you, not by us, not by anybody. A million coins is worth exactly one good evening.
• No tricks. The daily bonus is the daily bonus. The free spins are free. What a machine says is what a machine does — that's the whole business model of this place, and it's printed on every machine: "Imaginary money. No tricks — just play."
• We play no games — the games are yours. The house doesn't sit across the table from you. Your only opponent is the leaderboard, and it's made of friends.

• Talk like you're in the room. Because you are. Disagree about the game all night — that's what the Cheap Seats are for — but the person is never the target.
• Keep it civil. No abuse, no harassment, no slurs, no spam, and no links selling anything. Fans of every team sit here; the room belongs to all of them.
• Rooms are hosted. A host keeps the conversation moving and the room friendly. The host's call on what crosses the line is final — that's how the room stays worth walking into.
• Rooms run on a schedule. When a room is closed, it's closed — the schedule board says when it opens next. Good rooms are worth showing up on time for.

Grown-ups. This is a hangout built for adults — the generation that grew up in arcades and never lost the taste for a bright machine and a good argument about football. If that's you, there's a seat with your name near it. If you're bringing a friend, gift them a trial and show them around.

And one rule about us, not you: honesty is the selling point. Prices and terms get printed in plain words before anybody pays anything, the trial means what it says, and canceling is as easy as joining. If we ever break that, the lounge has broken its own first rule — tell us, loudly, in the Cheap Seats.